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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Have we all been there? Maybe not,,,

Colts punter Pat McAfee had a wild night last night, waking up next to a canal wet and shirtless and he can't remember how he got there.

When an officer asked McAfee where his shirt was, he replied "It is in the water," police reported, according to WISH-TV. Asked by police how much he had to drink, McAfee said "A lot cause I am drunk," according to the report.

"I know I am drunk, but does that mean I cannot walk home?" McAfee asked police, according to the report.

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Hahahaha, his logic makes sense to me

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THOctober 20, 2010 at 11:04 AM
No need to arrest him. Just fine him, and give him a ride home...and some Taco Bell
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The "Get him outta here, he blows!" Player of the Week

TSR's "Get him outta here, he blows!" player of the week goes to Slava Medvedenko, former NBA player for the Los Angeles Lakers.

Slava was born in the USSR in 1979 and his basketball skills are comparable to Stalin's compassion skills. His most notable time in the NBA came during the 2004 season on a Lakers team that included Kobe, Shaq, Gary Payton and Karl Malone. He was terrible, it seemed like the Lakers could function much better without him on the floor. He averaged 8.3 ppg but only 2.8 rebounds per game, not too good for a starting power forward. He also took 8 shots a game when he should have been taking 0 shots a game, or maybe watching the game and taking 8 shots of liquor at the bar in the staples center club level. The all star team that was the 04 Lakers got dismantled in the finals by an actual team, the Rip-Billups pistons.

So for that TSR would like to extend a big "Ya Blow!" to Slava Medvedenko!

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