Strange But True

During my senior year in college I legitimately had a thick callus on my left thumb from playing too much Nintendo 64. Anyone who has played a lot of Mario Kart 64 knows that power sliding requires quite a bit of thumb torque. Joel Zumaya knows my pain. The fire balling right hander nearly had to sit out the 2006 World Series while playing for the Tigers due to hours and hours of Guitar Hero in his hotel room (Guitar Hero 2, I believe, best soundtrack of them all). He developed short term carpal tunnel from strumming fake guitar. Strange injuries happen all the time in pro sports, and it seems that baseball players encounter them more than other pro athletes. I have a friend who never fails to remind me that the promise of a young Clint Barmes was tattered when he fell down a flight of stairs. Who can forget Sammy Sosa going on the disabled list after unleashing a violent sneeze. 

Over the past two weeks ESPN's Jason Stark has been recapping some of the stranger moments from the 2010 MLB season. He goes over all of the strange injuries in this segment

Golazos!

Sausages!

A friend of TSR forwarded me this post of the Top 10 goal nominees in the world of futbol. All are of the utmost quality and would be well deserving of the coveted FIFA Goal of the Year Award but only one can take the grand prize. If I had a vote (which I don't) it would be for #8. That goal showcases the highest degree of technical ability and cool, collected finishing when the angle was always against him. I know many of the casual spectators per say only watch futbol for the goals so this post is an attempt to keep you interested.

Top Goals

With that out of the way, let's wish a special Happy Birthday to former Astro great Jason Lane! I'm still convinced you and Chris Burke are the same person.

Till then,

- KA

Pats-Packers Sunday Night Retro Diary!

TSR authors Tim Harrington (Boston native, Pats fan, Brady's hair enthusiast) and Brenden Regan (Packers fan, went to Lambeau for 10th birthday, believes Clay Matthews is a werewolf at heart) decided to exchange text messages during last nights game between their two favorite teams. Below are Brenden and Tim's exchange, some content has been edited, because TSR is a family friendly blog.

Pre Kick Off

Brenden Regan: So did Faith Hill have to come in and change the "Football Night in America" song to include Matt Flynn's mediocrity and how the pats are going to to rail the pack?
Tim Harrington: If Brady and Clay Matthews had a child would he be allowed to play in the NFL at age 14?
BR: More importantly what color would his flowing locks be? Packers are going to take the Jets shady tactics to a new level tonight. I heard AJ Hawk has a shank made out of a toothbrush in his sock.
TH: If only Brandon Spikes wasn't suspended for roids. We still have Meriwether to swing some helmets if it comes to blows.
BR: (angry due to Knowshon Moreno getting 0 fantasy points) Apparently the new Broncos Tebow offense doesn't ever let Knowshon see the field. Funny, the ESPN fantasy scouting report failed to mention that.
TH: Matthew Berry Blows, novelty columnist
BR: He's a scam artist. Oh start the players going against terrible defenses? No one ever thought of that!
BR: Predict the score?
TH: 34-14 pats, you?
BR: 23-17 pats, stepping out on a limb

1st Half


(Green Bay defers after winning the coin toss and then shocks the world and goes for the opening onside kick)

BR: Sean Paytowned!
TH: Goddam
BR: Thanks for the set up Al Michaels "curious that the Packers deferred"
BR: Tom Crabtree is the Chris 'birdman' Anderson of the NFL, check out his white boy tats!
TH: Nice, Ryan Grant destroyed one of my fantasy teams
TH: Flynn's blitz strategy 'duck and cover'
BR: Better than Aaron Brooks's blitz strategy "Immediately throw it away because I don't want to be hit" or Derek Anderson's "Immediately throw a TAINT" (for those that don't know TAINTs are interceptions returned for touchdowns)
TH: Or Jake Plummer run around and either throw a TAINT or attempt an interception
BR: That is called a Tate Forcier in the college ranks. No joke, Kirk and I tried to get DominHoes last night and they said it would be 3 1/2 hours before they could deliver a pizza to us.
TH: What? Were they milking the cows to make the cheese?
BR: They were breeding the cow that would eventually  be milked to make the cheese.
TH: John Kuhn, big white running back, big jogger
BR: The Packers running back core should be called Kuhn and friends. (Donald Driver makes a catch) Alcorn State's finest!
(Charles Woodson drops an easy pick)
BR: Gotta be had!
TH: WTF is Sam Shields?
BR: Undrafted rookie from the U
(BenJarvis Green and Ellis scores a TD)
TH: Lawfirmed!
BR: When I originally heard about the 'law firm' I thought "No way they brought Lawyer Malloy back, he's been retired for years!"
TH: I'm consuming only beer and candy during this game
BR. I'm drinking water, late night last night
BR: Ed Hochuli wearing sleeves tonight, dis-a-pointing
TH: Truth, he should just man up and bring out the gun show
BR. If Clay Matthews touches hair with Brady it might take a while to get it untangled
TH: Al Michaels calling Woodhead a star is a bit of a stretch
BR. I like Woodhead, he is novel, unless he is playing against my team
(Matt light commits a holding penalty
BR: Matt Light hat trick !
TH: Well Matt Light there is leg one of the hat trick (The Matt Light Hat trick is a holding penalty, an offsides penalty and him letting Brady get blindsided, happens every game)
BR: Rodgers looks fine on the sideline to me, send him in! Willis Reed style!
TH: Matt Flynn just saw his life flash
BR. If Flynn goes down it's Graham Herrell, and the pack doesn't run the Texas Tech shotgun offense.
TH: Call up Mike Leach
BR: Maybe he could lock Woodhead in a janitors closet for us
(James Jones catches a 50 yard TD pass from Matt Flynn)
TH: F***
BR: Drink that James Jones Kool Aid!
BR: Woodhead destroyed Woodson on that blitz pickup!
TH: Bishop just lit up Brady, hopefully Giselle doesn't make him quit football.
BR: 3rd and 17 and we call a draw to Kuhn and friends?!?!
TH: Pretty much like saying 'well Matt you'll probably screw up. So we'll just punt.'
BR: Raji! (following a BJ Raji sack, a BC product's work)
TH: Nintendo! (Referring to Packers player Atari Bigby)
BR: Zoltan! (referring to the Patriots punter, Zoltan)
(NBC airs a commercial for its new series "the singoff")
TH: Screw the singoff, I aint gay
BR: The singoff must not have a big budget, Boyz 2 Men appearance?
TH: 98 degrees must not have been free
BR: So many flowing locks in this game, and 4 white wide receivers
TH: Good God! Let the Boys Play! (following a roughness penalty on the pats)
BR: Belichek looks especially 'dungeonmaster-y' tonight.
TH: Holchuli giving the Gettysburg address. And so much for our d being better.
(Dan Connolly, an offensive linemen returns the kickoff 71 yards for the pats)
TH: Easy! Big Fella!
BR: Get the man some oxygen!
BR: Respect to DeShawn Jackson destroying the giants today, walk off!
TH: True, and he is always good for some showboating
BR: Connelly's return was kind of like 3rd grade school yard tackle football. Give the ball to the biggest guy and watch him steam roll
TH: Man amongst boys

(Halftime, Packers are up 17-14, they play the 'tiny football league' segment, hosted by Bill Dwyer)

BR: Bill Dwyer! What is this battle bots?
TH: I will never understand the tiny football league, and Bob Costas insists upon himself more than any announcer, ever
BR: It would be awesome if they combined the tiny football league and battle bots

2nd Half


(Matt Flynn throws a pick and it is returned for a TD)
BR: Tainted
TH: Taint!
BR: The NCAA football 07 momentum meter just swung hard
TH: Turned the tide, well Kuhn and friends is a pain in the ass
BR: Vince Wilfork's gut isn't phased
TH: Jerod 'ayo for Mayo,' made up Chris Berman name
BR: That's solid, I'll amend my previous statement, Belichik looks like Emperor Palpatine, post disfiguration
TH: He had a darth vader look going last week in the snow
TH: F*** Kuhn and Friends (after a big packers run)
BR: Kuuuuuuhhhhnnnnn!
TH: Just went an took a dump, taxing during NFL games
BR: At least u aren't Hartman, who has to do 3 sudokus before he can go
BR: Hahaha 200 pound advantage for Raji (Woodhead tries to block BJ Raji who runs him over
TH: Waiting for Hartman to take a dump, more taxing. Woodhead trying to block Raji, maximum tax
BR: Kuhn sold his soul
TH: Apparently we can't stop joggers, Kuhn and Hillis had career days against the pats
BR: Breaking Bernie Kosar records probably pisses Clevelanders off
(Aaron Hernandez scores a TD)
TH: Dos TD's para Hernandez!
BR: No bueno, ello blows
TH: Matt Flynn throwing ducks
BR: Ok, don't give brady time to score
TH: True whoever gets the ball last probably wins
BR: like the panthers pats super bowl.
TH: M*****f******* Banta-Cain (after a hands to the face penalty)
BR: Can't trust people with two names
TH: Like Ryan Rowland-Smith, he blows
BR: Wendy's postgame report should feature commentary from Wendy
TH: Hot voice
(The packers down 4 with less than a minute remaining, stall on the 10 yard line, only running 1 play in the last 23 seconds after mass confusion)
TH: Holy S
BR: Well, there is where the rookie kills us
TH: Les Miles clock management school!
BR: I hate Les Miles, twenty three seconds and we run one stinking play
BR: We need a bear loss tomorrow, then beat the G men at home next week
TH: True way too many yards given up to Flynn

So ends the retro diary. Final Pats 31 Pack 27, good game although tough to see blown clock management end the game. Then Brenden went upstairs and cried himself to sleep, Timmy Harr reveled in the street for hours and might have texted Pat 'the boy' Falvey at some point

College Bowl Pick Em

TSR followers, Timmy Harr AKA Himmy Tarr has created a College Bowl Pick Em on ESPN.com . Click on this link if you are interested in joining http://games.espn.go.com/bowlmania/en/group?groupID=29848&entryID=189886 

One time, at band camp,,

I usually could care less about the band at halftime. I'd rather see frisbee dogs, Chinese lady spinning plates on a unicycle or quick change. However this is the coolest band stunt I have ever seen. Those guys with the football are booking it! Keep it up Hawaii band!

Cuban takes on people other than Dick Bevetta

If this happens I will become a Dallas Mavericks fan. Mark Cuban is trying to take down the BCS by himself, with the aid of gobs of gobs and gobs of money. In lieu of being unable to buy a baseball team Mr. Cuban wants to pay schools to be in a 12 or 16 team playoff at the end of the year. He would pay them more than they would make if they were in a single BCS bowl game. The teams seeded higher will get home field advantage which makes the regular season still important. Cuban believes he can make more money doing this than operating a baseball team. It would still be 3 or 4 years away but if someone knows how it get something done, it is Mr. Cuban.

The best thing about this plan is that the people who currently operate the BCS would either be forced to change or would no longer have jobs.

Phil Knight is at it again!

Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, ZOOM! That is the sound of the Oregon football team as they blow by Pac 10 defenses. Above is a picture of the uniforms that the ducks will wear in the national championship vs Auburn on January 10th. What do you think? Note: the shoes fade to highlighter green going up to the socks. I think some of the Oregon uniforms are fantastic and some are over the top, this one is alright I suppose. Five colors is a bit much for me to handle.

I do hope the ducks win the national championship. That way, when it is discovered that Cam Newton is being driven to Ruth Chris by Drew Rosenhaus we don't have to skip the "2010 BCS Champion" line in sports almanacs for years to come. TCU beating Wisconsin by 70 would also be phenomenal for BCS destruction. 

Dear Sausages...

Sausages!

Sorry for the long absence. I hope you all spent Thanksgiving with the ones you love and have come back rejuvenated for some TSR to round out the year and take you into 2010. The whirlwind of the Thanksgiving holiday came and went, most of it was spent sitting (screaming) while watching my Redwings/Lions/Muskies enjoy their success and the red-headed stepchild of the bunch, the once-great Detroit Pistons get mercilessly beaten into a pulp night in and night out.

Since we're getting back fresh into things here, lets do a quick recap of the sports happenings recently.

MLB:
Crawford and A-Gon head to Beantown/Yankees court Lee - another reason why a salary cap needs to be instituted in baseball, but I'm not here to B&M about politics. Hell, if the Marlins can win it, anyone can.

NBA:
Who cares? It's December.

NCAA:
Once conference play starts, we will begin to see the true movers and shakers in the land of true basketball. And a special shoutout to XUCB alum and Xavier walk-on Kevin Feeney, who played 2 minutes of sound, fundamental basketball in Xavier's 51-49win over Butler last Thursday.



NFL:
Are the Pats the class of the NFL? Are the Jets for real? Is the NFC West deserving of a playoff team? Will Brett Favre be broken this week? Are the Saints back? Hopefully all of these questions will sort themselves out in the upcoming march into the NFL Playoffs.

Hey, Brett...Call Me (pun intended)

NCAA Football:
Sausages, yes there will be a Bowl Preview and the possibility of a ESPN Bowl Pick'em Group sponsored by TSR. Stay tuned for that. In other NCAAFB news, Cam Newton rightfully won the Heisman by a landslide. Off the field news aside, Cam was the most dominant player in the country this season and one of the best all-around football players I've seen in a great while. Vince could run, but Cammy Cam can do it all.

#1 Auburn vs. #2 Oregon for the National Championship should be a very interesting matchup and could result in the first team to 55 wins. Be sure to not miss this one.

Premier League:
Arsenal sit top of the table which is the only reason why this update has been included (bias intended)

I want to finish this welcome back post with an aerial photograph of "The Big Chill at the Big House". This was the world's largest outdoor hockey event ever. 113,411 packed the newly-renovated Michigan Stadium above capacity (109,901) and cheered the Wolverine hockey team to a 5-0 victory. It doesn't matter if you root Blue or Green, this was an exceptionally cool sight and one that many people will not forget for a very long time.




That's it for tonight, Sausages. If you have any hard feelings due to the absence, write a letter and send it to Brooks Conrad.

- KA

Red Card Range Rover

Happy Thanksgiving Sausages,

I hope you're all having nice buildup to Turkey Day. Our blog tends to take a look at the lighter side of sports and this story continues that trend. We have all seen athletes have altercations with coaches (looking at you Latrell) and less often with officials/umpires. But I stumbled upon a story across the pond where an amateur footballer was so incensed by the mere threat of a red card that he stormed off the pitch, hopped into his Ranger Rover (a big boy) and tried to run down the ref in his ride. This is so bizarre I had to do a double-take to make sure it was true. Imagine if an MLB player with a volatile temper got called out on strikes due to a questionable strike zone. Would he hop in his H3 and try to kill the umpire? or even pull a Robert DeNiro in The Fan?

Have a look at the complete story here: Footballer goes Mental

24 weeks in prison is a good deal of time in the Iron Bar Hotel but that referee's peace of mind is gone like LeBron from Cleveland (too soon?). Anywho, thats about it for today. I hope you all have a very Sausage Thanksgiving.

Cheers,

- KA

The Worst 100!

First, I'd like to say that we at TSR dropped the ball by not thinking of this first. Deadspin has released a list of the worst 100 players in NFL history. Numerous D'Skae Lobases are featured including Boston College great/Cleveland Browns bust William Green. In his defense, William might have done better if he didn't get stabbed by his wife and have to miss a full season. Part 1: http://deadspin.com/5690535/

Part 2: http://deadspin.com/5690560/

Coming to a Stadium near you

This weekend, Illinois and Northwestern will be hitting the gridiron in the annual Battle for Illinois but this clash won’t be taking place in Champaign or Evanston. The friendly confines of Wrigley Field will be playing host to the game. Let’s hope a receiver on a go route doesn’t run into the ivy/brick wall. Hell, that would be the first play made on the warning track at Wrigley since Soriano starting “playing” left. We’ve been seeing a lot of this recently; venues typically suited for one sport have been dramatically altered to host a one-time sporting event not originally meant for the venue. I think that it’s great for stadiums to be converted into a venue for another sport. It gives us as fans a unique opportunity (heck, even once in a lifetime) to see a sport in a completely different element. Some might say that it is a marketing promotion or media relations ploy but I believe it’s all for the good of the sport. Sports are entertainment and keeping the fans wanting more is their objective. Fans have certainly responded by selling out every venue these events have taken place in and quite frankly they have kept demanding more. I took the liberty of summarizing some notable games that have taken or will take place at somewhat unorthodox venues.

Baseball:
Red Sox vs. Dodgers (LA Memorial Coliseum) – with that short porch, even Jason Tyner could get the ball out of the yard…after the picked it up and hit it again.

Football:
Bush-League Bowl Games at Chase Field, AT&T Park, etc. (I mean who cares about the Tang-Rayovec-Parker Bros Bowl for the Good presented by Sears and Bounty)

Hockey:
Heritage Classics – Oilers/Canadiens. Please bring back the retro Gretzky-era uniforms!

Winter Classics – novelty in comparison to the Heritage Classic. Canada does it better.

Frozen Four at Ford Field – numerous “complaints” regarding ice quality. Sounds like a bias against the Motor City.

Cold War I – Michigan vs. Michigan State

The Big Chill at the Big House – Michigan State vs. Michigan. 100,000 + tickets already sold for 12/11/2010 matchup.

Basketball:
Suns at Tennis Court – I only hoped when the scores were at 0, 15, 40 that they announced them like tennis scores. Even better would be when someone was shooting a free throw. “Nash, first serve. Nash, second serve.”

Final Fours at Ford Field/Indy – have to do it big for the Final Four.

Michigan State vs. North Carolina on an aircraft carrier – this is supposed to be confirmed soon for Veteran’s Day next year. What a gesture for our troops serving at home or abroad. I love how they always show the troops watching a big game overseas so it will be awesome to bring the game to them. Should be a heck of a game too.

Soccer:
Fenway Park – GGGGOOOOLLLLAAAAZZZZOOOO

The next step would be playing a baseball game inside of an arena. That would be complete chaos. And we thought playing in Tropicana Field was a nightmare.

- KA

*Update: Only the West Endzone will be used for the Illinois/Northwestern game.

La Flama Blanca

I know that many readers of TSR are fans of the HBO show Eastbound and Down. While trolling the internet the other day, I stumbled upon the wikipedia article of the show's main character Kenny Powers. The article has fictional statistics! How great is that! Also somehow his stats from 2006 are "unknown," like someone could play in the bigs and not have their stats recorded. Any speculation on how this could happen?

Why Sports are Great

Good Afternoon Sausages,

I only worked a half day today so I have some time to catch up on the happenings with TSR. Here is a video of the final play of a high school football game which saw Encino Crepsi (Cal) take on Sherman Oaks Notre Dame (Cal). The plot thickened because this game was a do-or-die situation for both teams striving for the playoffs. With the score tied and barely seconds remaining on the clock, Crepsi took the snap and with a herculean effort from the QB to stay on his feet, he threw the ball to the diminutive playmaker near the sidelines who scooted across the field only to pitch it into the open arms of a waiting teammate to rumble the rest of the way in the endzone.



We've been seeing this recently with amateur sports. There was a middle school who ran a trick play right up the gap to score a touchdown against a dumbfounded defense and countless others come to mind with varying degrees of trickery and ingenuity. But his one is all heart. I love seeing how much those kids wanted to win and how much it would mean for them to make it to the playoffs. I also love seeing the smallest kid in the stadium playing an integral role in the deciding touchdown. You can tell Crepsi wanted it more. Look at #72 on Notre Dame just flat give up on the play. Come on, man!

With all of the distractions that professional and college athletes are having on and off the field, its nice to have a change of pace where a couple high schools are playing for the love of the game and a simple win can mean so much to them.

Well done, kids.

- KA

Whoa! Writer's stepping out on a limb!

This is the first, and probably last post about women's basketball on the blog. I was on ESPN.com clicking on a few of the women's college basketball prediction articles (mainly because Xavier is supposed to be a top 10 team this year. I wanted to see if XU was getting some publicity). I stumbled upon this article showing all of the 'experts' picks for the big 6 conferences in the upcoming season. Talk about parody! One writer dared to dream and put Iowa to win the Big Ten. The other 23 picks are the exact same! And people wonder why no one respects women's b-ball (well besides the lack of dunking, general athleticism and slow pace of play). Every year 5 maybe 6 teams have a shot at winning the ship with the #1 seeds pretty much always cruising to the final four. It's just not that interesting when at the beginning of the season all the fans know either Uconn, Tennessee, Baylor, Duke or Stanford will win it all.

Not Dave Meggett!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5789655

This is absurd! Dave Meggett sentenced 30 yrs for a sex crime? The only crimes I can envision Mr. Meggett committing are against opposing special teams units stupid enough to kick to him. On the bright side, Dave Meggett was always a favorite for the D'Skae D-Lobas and this will probably just make him a more popular option for said Lobas.

On a serious note: TSR wishes a happy 235th Birthday to the United States Marine Corps and a happy Veterans Day tomorrow for all our vets. God Bless.

Andy Reid at 13

Sausages,

I stumbled across this video during the Colts/Eagles game this past Sunday. It appears if coaching wiz and moustache aficionado Andy Reid or Ried as the video labels him is the world's largest 13 year old to ever participate in a Punt, Pass and Kick competition. There are so many things funny about this video, I don't know where to begin. Well, that's what this list is for.



1. The sheer mass of Reid. Come on, the kid behind him, hell all of the kids barely reach Andy's butt.

2. The moustache: Did someone take the Brawny man and shove him into kid's pads in order to compete?

3. Did Andy know that he was going to be throwing a football and not working on pass protection/pancake drills?

4. His legs probably weigh more than some of the kids...combined.

5. #22 is probably thinking how come his Dad didn't get asked to participate.

6. Is that Jared Lorenzen's dad?

7. How did one of the LA Rams get in this contest?

This is the first known siting of a man-child. Today, we salute you Andy Ried (Reid)...aka the Hefty Righty.

Stay Classy,

- KA

Dan Hawkins Canned at Colorado

This post is to commemorate Dan Hawkins coaching career at Colorado. He was fired on Tuesday and although he only went 19-39 over five seasons and decided to start his own kid for most of that run. He did provide us with a memorable off season 'post game' rant featured in the video above.

Hawkins won't need to worry about days off anymore, he gets every day off now.

Oregon Does It Again

Apparently Oregon unveiled their new basketball court recently. Now in addition to the best football uniforms, they easily have the best court. I really can't express how much ass this kicks. Aaron Brooks would be proud. (Rockets Aaron Brooks, a former Duck. Not to be confused with the former Saints QB Aaron Brooks, who blew.) Shout out to Oregon native and TSR favorite Thetans.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/blog/the_dagger/post/Oregon-s-new-arena-features-a-memorable-basketba?urn=ncaab-283060

EPL Preview

Sausages,

Sorry I didn't do this yesterday but here is a quick preview of the EPL games this weekend.

Last Week: 4-6
Season: 18-22

Saturday:

Bolton v. Tottenham
Pick: Tottenham

Birmingham v. West Ham
Pick: Birmingham

Blackburn v. Wigan
Pick: Draw

Blackpool v. Everton
Pick: Everton

Fulham v. Aston Villa
Pick: Fulham

Man Utd v. Wolves
Pick: Man Utd

Sunderland v. Stoke City
Pick: Draw

Sunday:

Arsenal v. Newcastle
Pick: Arsenal

WBA v. Man City
Pick: Draw

Liverpool v. Chelsea (Match of the Week)
Pick: Chelsea

TSR'S College Picks

Sorry sausages, I had a busy week. Here's a quick post of my picks for today. Would've gone perfect last week if the Vols hadn't lost to the gas pumpers.

Last week: 9-1. Season: 36-14 (Home team in CAPS)

MICHIGAN over Illinois

CLEMSON over #25 NC State

#21 Baylor over OKLAHOMA STATE

#24 FLORIDA STATE over North Carolina

PENN STATE over Northwestern

#6 Alabama over #10 LSU

#18 Arkansas over #19 SOUTH CAROLINA

#13 STANFORD over #15 Arizona

#12 MIZZOU over Texas Tech

Game of the week:

#3 Tcu over #5 UTAH

Greatest Commercial EVER

I simply can't describe how this commercial dramatically altered the course of my day, hell, even my life. Sausages, just take a look and begin laughing hysterically.



- KA

Smartest Athletes

Sports fans love to compare themselves to pro athletes. Are these comparisons legitimate? No, of course not. But we do it anyways and we justify this practice with some pretty strange theories. When we are young one can simply say "well those guys are way older than me, they have had more time to develop physically. Once I get big and strong I will be in the league and then I will show them what's up."

Now that I'm 23 I can't justify my rants with the peer comparison anymore (apparently being a decent DII club baseball pitcher doesn't get you a shot at the bigs?). What's next? Criticizing bad athletes shields the youth from playing poorly? They might try to emulate a player like Rex Grossman! How about "Well at least I'm way smarter than those big oafs in professional sports. Most of them couldn't pass college without the massive academic support systems that universities provide!"

Well sporting news has foiled me on that one as well. Check out the list they put together of the smartest guys in pro sports. At least some of them are no good at their respective sport!

http://www.sportingnews.com/mlb/feed/2010-09/smart-athletes

Review of Xavier vs NKU scrimmage

The Xavier scrimmage was not on TV last night so I figured I would post some thoughts for the XU faithful who read TSR. NKU wasn't bad, they have a couple DI transfers. They spread the floor and bombed up 3's. I'll post in the same format I used for muskie madness, "who looked good, who looked average and who looked bad"

Who looked good - Kenny Frease, Jamel McLean, Jay Canty. Frease's offseason conditioning is evident as he put up 17 points, 10 rebounds and 5 blocks. He is leaner and quicker on defense and is able to move around enough to get some offensive boards. Granted NKU was a small team but Frease dominated the paint like a 7 footer should against a smaller opponent. McLean finished in the paint twice for 'and 1" opportunities, he will be solid all year long and will probably increase his production slightly from last year. With Redford and Martin out Canty will need to step in. He looked capable last night especially in the rebounding category grabbing nine boards. He made two three pointers. His shot doesn't look pretty but if he can knock em down at ~35% that will be enough to make opponents respect him, creating space in the paint for Kenny, Jamel and Lyons.  

Who looked average - Mark Lyons, Tu Holloway, Dante Jackson, Jeff Robinson, WBWOS. Lyons dropped 13 but on 6-14 shooting with 4 TOs. He takes it to the rack strong but sometimes he doesn't set himself up to make a pass out of his dribble drives. It is either score or throw up some shot that only Jordan Crawford can make consistently. Holloway looked like last year, good ball handler decent shooter. He didn't try to do too much, but he will be called on to save us some games this year. Dante Jackson is Dante Jackson. he made a few threes but his offensive game is limited. Hopefully he can step it up and play awesome defense. Jeff Robinson still doesn't know how to use his size and athleticism but shows flashes of decency. Hopefully he can mature as McLean's backup. WBWOS (white boy walk on squad) was solid in their timeout handshakes. I swear Feeney shakes every players hand every time there is a break in the action.

Who looked bad - Andy Taylor, Jordan Latham, Griffin McKenzie. A Tay either had four fouls or fouled out. He had some open mid range looks but only took one of them which didn't fall. If his offensive game is limited to lay ups and his only defense if hacking than I would rather see Robinson in their to get some experience. Jordan Latham still needs some time to catch up to the college game but he seems to have good size and strength for a frosh. Ditto for McKenzie, he didn't get in much and often looked confused.

Outlook -Right now I see Xavier going with an 8 man rotation, Holloway, Lyons, Jackson, Canty, Frease, McLean, Robinson/Taylor. They could be really good on defense/rebounding especially the starters Holloway, Lyons, Jackson, McLean and Frease. I'm a bit concerned with the scoring though. No dead eye three point shooters, Lyons taking it to the rack and sometimes making bad decisions might be Xavier's best offensive option. Anyways I'll do another write up after the next scrimmage on Saturday vs Bellarmine.

TSR Favorite Brian Wilson

Yes, Brian please rage...RIGHT NOW.



- KA

Poster - Ized

This video is legit. Top 50 NCAA dunks of all time!

EPL Picks

Sausages,

It's that time again. Time for the weekend EPL Preview. I've come onto a little bit of a hot streak of late after coming out of the gates at an abysmal 1-9. We are looking at a full-weekend slate with one fixture coming on Monday. We are almost a quarter of the way through the season and things are really beginning to shake up in terms of the early contenders for the title. Chelsea are still in the lead by 5 points but Arsenal, Manchester City and United are hot on their trail. With all that being said, lets jump into this weekend's matchups.

Last Week: 6-4 Season: 14-16

Saturday:

Arsenal v. West Ham
Arsenal have been flying high as of late with their 3-0 whoppin' of Man City last weekend and a confidence-boosting win during a Carling Cup match (4-0) versus Newcastle during the mid-week. Hopefully Arsenal get an even bigger win vs. the Hammers and with players such as Walcott and Bendtner coming back from injury, they probably will. By the way, West Ham are 20th...out of 20.
Pick: Arsenal

Blackburn v. Chelsea
Blackburn are teetering outside of the relegation zone and their situation will become much more dire after Chelsea take it to 'em at Ewood Park.
Pick: Chelsea

Everton v. Stoke City
I am definitely looking forward to this match. Everton are in great form as of late and have surged out of the bottom of the table to 11th while Stoke sit in 13th. I hope their are goals galore in this match. Everton has great support at home and I see them taking all 3 points in this match.
Pick: Everton

Fulham v. Wigan Athletic
Fulham are also in good form at the moment and definitely tougher to play at Craven Cottage. I see Fulham getting the result here.
Pick: Fulham

Wolves v. Man City
As much as Wolves play a sluggish breed of football, especially at home, I can't see them taking all 3 points here. But Man City should be a bit deflated from their defeat at home to Arsenal last weekend, altough they were handicapped with 10 men for pretty much the entire match. The game will not come easy to City and Wolves will definitely make it tough for them.
Pick: Draw

Manchester Utd v. Tottenham (MOTW)
Wow. I can't believe I'm picking the two teams I despise the most as the MOTW. But when they sit 4th and 5th on the table respectively, its hard to find a better match. Man U has struggled of late and they have seen their star strike Wayne Rooney receive death threats just late week. I can see this match finishing 2-2 with a late equalizer from Man U.
Pick: Draw

Sunday:
Aston Villa v. Birmingham City
Ah yes, The Second-City Derby. I always try to match this match whenever I can because tempers always seem to flair. When derbies come to mind, this one is often overlooked. Both starts have been marginal by either side's standards so they will both be going all-in in this affair. I hope we see a cracking match.
Pick: Aston Villa

Newcastle v. Sunderland
Two derbies on Sunday! This is the Northeast Derby with Newcastle and Sunderland both on the far corner of England. I just don't see either squad coming away with the points in this match though, regardless of it being a derby or not.
Pick: Draw

Bolton v. Liverpool
Yes, Liverpool finally won last week but that still doesn't mean they don't blow. Bolton have only got 2 wins on the season but they are at home and Liverpool 2010-11 are still Liverpool 2010-11.
Pick: Bolton

Monday:

Blackpool v. West Brom
Monday matches are always a drag. West Brom have been in great form this season. We all know about their upset of Arsenal but they currently sit in 6th! Not too shabby for a team recently promoted. Blackpool have been no slouches themselves since getting called up to the EPL but a better-form West Brom will make their lives difficult.
Pick: Draw

College Football Picks

Big weekend this week. A lot of unbeatens going on the road. It's a good bet that at least one of them will fall. On an unrelated note, last night's game does not make NC State a good team. TSR is still going with FSU to win the ACC Atlantic and the conference as a whole. Finally, we offer our condolences to the ND community, especially the family of Declan Sullivan. RIP.

Last week: 7-3. Season: 27-13

Northwestern at Indiana
Northwestern is a very underrated team. They gave MSU a scare and I don't think they'll have a problem against a tricky Indiana team. Pick: Northwestern

#17 Oklahoma State at Kansas State
Neither team has faced too difficult of a schedule. Both teams were killed by Nebraska. Neither team is as good as their record would indicate. With all that being said, this is still an important game for both sides. Kansas State's Big 12 hopes took a huge hit last week with a loss to Baylor. The Pokes are still in contention for the Big 12 South after losing to Nebraska last week. Their season will likely come down to the Bedlam Game against the Sooners. Pick: Kansas State needs this game more than OSU, but I don't think that will matter. Gimmee the Pokes.

Tennessee at #20 South Carolina
Tennessee is winless in conference after being Bama's punching bag last weekend. To make matters worse, Coach Dooley compared his teams to Naz's this past week. As one TSR writer said, it is never a good idea to compare sports to Nazis. SC is coming off a rebound victory over Vandy and their season will likely come down to their matchup with Florida. Pick: Playing a hunch here, but I think Tennessee wins this one. I don't know why, its just a gut feeling. Side note: TSR would like to give a shoutout to Regan's cousin Evan, who graciously hosted two of the writers for this matchup last Halloween. He also gave us this piece of advice: It's not worth htting on SC girls because you know their gonna end up marrying a guy who pumps gas for a living. Well put. The same can be said about Dayton.

Florida vs. Georgia
First, as far as we're concerned, this game will always be known as The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party no matter what the NCAA insists we call it. With that out of the way, this has to be the worst matchup for these two teams in quite some time. Florida has lost three straight and needs to win this one and beat SC in a few weeks to have a shot at the SEC. UGA has won 3 in a row after losing 4 in a row. They too need this game if they want to challenge SC in the SEC East. Pick: We'll go with the Gators.

#5 Michigan State at #18 Iowa
MSU just keeps finding ways to win. No matter how close, the Spartans continue to come out on top. Iowa has disappointed me this year. As I've mentioned before, I picked them to play for the title before the season started, but that's no longer a possibility with their second loss coming last week to Wisconsin. Pick: Nothing against the Spartans, but I'm gonna roll with Iowa for one more week. This is it for them though. If they lose, we're through.

#1 Auburn at Ole Miss
CAM NEWTON 4 HEISMAN. CAM NEWTON 4 HEISMAN.CAM NEWTON 4 HEISMAN.CAM NEWTON 4 HEISMAN.CAM NEWTON 4 HEISMAN.CAM NEWTON 4 HEISMAN.CAM NEWTON 4 HEISMAN. Pick: Auburn

Kentucky at #21 Mississippi State
Gotta love both these teams. Traditionally bottom feeders, they're much improved and although both are pretty much out of the SEC race, they are capable of beating anyone. Pick: I'll take MS ST. In just two years under Dan Mullen, this team has made amazing progress. If the trend continues, they could become legitimate contenders in the SEC. Also, the fact that they are ranked 21 in the country and not in contention for the SEC is worth noting. To everyone who says the SEC is down this year, can you explain this? The traditional powers of UF, UT, and UGA are down and all the power seems to be in the West division, but it's still as hard as ever. (That's what she said)

Michigan at Penn State
No matter how these teams are doing, I love watching this game every year. With that being said, Penn State is down and really struggling this year. Michigan has lost its two biggest tests so far against Iowa and MSU. If their defense could just catch up to their offense, Michigan would be a title contender. Pick: Penn State. Happy Valley at night. I don't care how bad they've looked this year.

#2 Oregon at USC
With no bowl game this year or next year, this could be the biggest game the Trojans play until 2012. USC has lost two games by a combined 3 points. Bowls or no bowls, they're still USC so we know they have the talent. Oregon's offense is flat-out amazing. They haven't been held under 40 yet, and they've hit 60 three times including 72 against New Mexico. They have wins of 72-0, 69-0, and 60-13. I don't care who your playing, that's impressive. Pick: Ducks.

Game of the Week
#6 Mizzou at #14 Nebraska
Mizzou derailed my pick by beating the top ranked Sooners last weekend. No time to celebrate though as they head to the Sea of Red in Lincoln. Nerbaska handed Oklahoma State their first loss of the season last week and made it convincing. Pick: I'm not going against my boy T-Magic in this one. Huskers win and I don't think it will be close. I'm still going with Nebraska vs Oklahoma for the Big 12 title game.

The Lineup!

Well Sausages, it all comes down to this. The ultimate movie baseball lineup. This is the piece de resistance. All the hours of searching my movie collection and tinkering and retinkering have combined into the ultimate 1-9. The best hitters and athletes are on display here. Let's jump right into it.


1. Willie Mays Hayes (Major League) CF - "plays like Mays; runs like Hayes". Willie is the quintessential leadoff hitter. Known for his flashy plays and even flashier lifestyle, Hayes was the Indians catalyst.

Willie Mays Hays Slides Short

2. Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez (The Sandlot) SS - by far the best athlete on the team; Benny can play anywhere and everywhere. Only known person to pickle the Beast. Also famous for busting the guts out of a baseball and stealing home for the Dodgers with a sweet moustache (also safe on the play).

3. Roy Hobbs (The Natural) LF - simply a natural. One man said, "you pray he only hits a double". The game came naturally for Roy. I mean, the man played with a gunshot wound in his stomach and is the only known person to strike out the Whammer (aka Babe Ruth). Swung a mythical piece of lumber called Wonderboy.

The Final Homerun

4. Pedro Cerrano (Major League) DH - the VooDoo man. A fan's favorite and the classy guy on the team. Stole our hearts with his "hats for bats" comment, refusal to share JoBu's rum and being allergic to curveballs. The big man with the big bat who has is known for his ability to deliver a clutch homerun.

Marbles

5. Bobby Rayburn (The Fan) RF - Bobby had it all. The lifestyle, the talent and the love of the fans. That is until DeNiro went psycho and killed John Kruk on the field. But hey, we known Bobby can perform in the clutch shown when he hit an inside-the-parker while his son's life was on the line in a monsoon.

6. Jack Parkman (Major League) 1B - noted badboy, Jack Parkman loves doing his shimmy which has been known to make the women in Cleveland puke. Big-time power hitter with a questionable personality but hey, the guy can rake. Hate/Hate relationship with Jake Taylor.

7. Roger Dorn (Major League) 3B - "Get in from of the damn ball, Dorn! Don't give me this ole, BS". A noted primadonna with a high contract and a playboy lifestyle, Dorn was the highest paid Indian. Frequent clashes with Rick Vaughn ensued but the two later became close. But the guy still won't take a groundball off the chest.

Roger Dorn Oles

8. Jake Taylor (Major League) C - the veteran leader who is the obviously choice behind the dish. Taylor calls a great game and provides veteran leadership to the younger players on the team. Even though his knees are shot, there is no other man I want behind the plate than Taylor...or calling for the bunt which lead the Indians to the ALCS.

9. Michael "Squints" Palledorous 2B (The Sandlot) - a true hero to us all. We never really got to see him display his talents like the others but any man who gets with Wendy Peffercorn belongs in the starting lineup. We know he is crafty as evidenced by the pool scene so a player who is always thinking two steps ahead and isn't afraid to take a risk without regard for public scrutiny is alright by me.

Squints Big Moment


There it is. Don't ask me how long it took. Time to watch the World Series. Be sure to comment on how you believe was omitted from the roster.

Have a good night Sausages,

Go Giants!

- KA

Please God, Just Let This Happen

I happened to stumble upon this article yesterday. Although its a few months old, it still brings great news: http://thepipelineshow.blogspot.com/2010/05/ncaa-hockey-video-game-on-way.html

That's right, a college hockey video game! I realize most people probably don't care, but trust me. This is a huge deal to people in New England and the Great Lakes region. It looks as if EA is going to add NCAA teams to future versions of their NHL series, hopefully NHL '12. They will join teams from the Canadian and Russian leagues already featured in the game and you can play out a whole season with them. It looks like EA is trying to make their NHL series resemble their FIFA games, which make sense with both sports being so global.

Dear Commissioner Stern,,,

Minor league baseball, popular, profitable, reliable, good for baseball because talent can develop without having to risk the success of the major league team... why wouldn't it work for the NBA?

Every week I hear a sports pundit talking on the radio or on TV about the controversial issue of "one and dones" in college basketball or how players have the right to jump ship out of high school and go to the NBA.  

Currently the NBDL is not a legitimate minor league system, no one wants to pay attention to the Fort Wayne Mad Ants or the Sioux Falls Skyforce (I didn't make those up). You have a better idea? Why yes, yes I do. 

1. Put the NBDL franchises in legitimate metropolitan areas where they can make money. No need to build costly new arenas. Cities with colleges are preferable, dollar beer nights anyone?

2. Each NBDL team will have two NBA teams affiliated with it. Put the NBDL team within reasonable geographic proximity to their NBA teams. 

3. Each NBA team can place 6 players on their NBDL team.

4. Expand the draft to 6 rounds. Only players taken in the first round have guaranteed NBA contracts. NBDL players will not get paid much but if they make the jump to the NBA they have to make the NBA minimum.  

5. Brand these teams effectively, use good nicknames/colors and make the uniforms throwback style so people will be interested in buying merchandise. 

6. Don't make tickets crazy expensive. You should be able to go to an NBDL game for $10-$15 for a mid level seat. 

7. Players can jump straight from high school to the NBA after being evaluated by NBA sponsored scouts. If the scouts don't believe that the player will be NBA ready in 3 years than he can't enter the draft. 

8. If a player does decide to go to college he has to stay there for at least 3 years. 

So I present to you the NBDL, complete with nicknames, arenas and NBA affiliates. I think it could work.

Austin Stars– Houston, San Antonio – Frank Erwin Center

Nashville Sound– Memphis, New Orleans – Bridgestone Arena

San Jose Seals – Sacramento, Golden State – HP Pavilion

Raleigh/Carolina Cougars– Charlotte, Atlanta - RBC Center

Las Vegas Showmen – Phoenix, Utah – Thomas and Mack Center

Pittsburgh Condors– Detroit, Cleveland – Consol Energy Center

Baltimore Stallions– Washington, Philadelphia – 1^st Mariner Arena

Tampa Waves - Miami, Orlando – St. Pete Times Forum

Seattle Rain – Portland, Denver – Key Arena

Brooklyn Bears – New York, New Jersey – Barclays Center

San Diego Sails- Clippers, Lakers – San Deigo Sports Arena

Cincinnati Royals – Indiana, Chicago – US Bank Arena

St. Louis Spirits- OKC, Dallas – Scottrade Center

Omaha Crickets – Milwaukee, Minnesota – Qwest Center

Providence Pearls – Boston, Toronto – Dunkin Donuts Arena

Movie Baseball Stars pt. 3

Sausages,

Hope this Tuesday doesn't blow. I know that it has been a few days since the last post but we are almost to the pinnacle of baseball stars. Today I'm unvieling the starting rotation. Same rules still apply and if you have any beef, take it up on the comment thread.

Rotation:
Mel Clark (Angels in the Outfield)
Chet Steadman (Rookie of the Year)
Eddie Harris (Major League)
Kenny DeNunez (The Sandlot)
Whit Bass (Angels in the Outfield)

If that rotation doesn't strike fear in opponents hearts then I don't know what will. There is a mix of sheer power and craft among these pitchers also coupled with a air of professionalism. The top three starters are nearing the end of their careers (one nearing death) but they were chosen for their ability to win games, their love of salisbury steaks (looking at you Steadman) and rubbing Vagisil on the ball. Expect a Walter Johnson-esque amount of complete games with this bunch. Let the debate begin...again.

- KA

Quick!

Off the top of your head name the team that leads the NFL in total offense, passing yards per game, total defense and pass defense???????

http://www.nfl.com/stats/team

They are 2-5, and we thought the BCS was screwed up!

Musketeer Madness

Hello Xavier basketball fans!



Disclaimer: If you are not a Xavier basketball fan than you should become one, its legit.

This weekend was newsworthy for the musketeers as they hosted their annual musketeer madness event. Think 'midnight madness' but with more free skyline for dinner and less 'actually taking place at midnight.' The event was comprised of an autograph session followed by fancy player introductions, a womens scrimmage and a mens scrimmage. Muskie madness isn't televised so I know you out of towners will appreciate a write up. Here are my thoughts,,

Who looked impressive- Jay Canty, Justin Martin, Tu Holloway, Jeff Robinson.Canty and Martin both looked good for freshman. Canty had a couple rebounds and made a three, he probably won't be anything special his frosh year but he looks capable of taking some minutes rebounding and playing D. Martin is huge for a shooting guard, legit 6'7 and strong. Finished a fast break with a dunk in traffic and looks like he can shoot it from 3 at a decent clip. We know Holloway has the stones to lead the team I expect him to take his PG play to the next level this year, 3:1 or better assist to turnover ratio. Jeff Robinson looked like the most improved player on the court. He had a few rebounds, a blocked shot and a nice post move and finish in traffic. He should see decent minutes this year

Who looked average:  Mark Lyons, Jordan Latham, Griffin Mckenzie Dante Jackson, Jamel McClean, Andrew Taylor, Travis Taylor, Walk Ons. I didn't really watch Lyons and Jackson very closely and they didn't make any standout plays. Jackson just needs to take his defense to another level this year just like Stan the man Burrell did his senior year. Lyons will probably be asked to score more, which I think he can do. Latham and Mckenzie both looked 'as advertised,' Latham is big and looks like he can rebound, Mckenzie is bigger than I thought and made a 3 however I think he will need some seasoning before getting significant minutes. McClean had one nice finish in the post. He will have another solid year starting at the 4. I didn't notice anything special from Andrew Taylor, Travis Taylor or the white boy walk on squad, none of them will see much action (although TSR does love Feeney and Hughes).

Who needed some work: Kenny Frease, Brad Redford (hurt). Kenny still looks confused and unsure of what to do with the ball when he gets it in the post which resulted in a couple of turnovers. He is leaner and faster but he still seems to not catch up with the speed of the game. However, the power forwards, McClean, Latham and Robinson looked good so I'm not really concerned about front court depth. Redford hurt himself the day of the scrimmage and is out for the year. As long as Martin is declared eligible than it shouldn't be an issue. It is fun to watch Brad shoot but he is a defensive liability and can't rebound.

The new scoreboard, ribbon boards and video board add more to the area than I expected. They produce a ton of light and the graphics are sharp. The Tas (the Cintas Center) looks more like a small NBA arena than an on campus arena. I'm sure the upgrades are another plus for any recruit looking at XU. Xaiver received two verbal commitments this weekend from two four star top 30 recruits D'Vauntes Smith-Rivera and Michael Chandler. I'll have some more info about them later in the week as well as a "Rest of the A10" preview.

Movie Baseball Lineup pt.2

Alright Sausages,



This is the second installment of the Movie Baseball All-Time Lineup. The same rules still apply. Right now we are going to take a look at the bench players many of whom may or may not have played a game of baseball in their lives. Let the debate begin.

Bench:
Ray Mitchell (Angels in the Outfield) 3B
Danny Hemmerling (Angels in the Outfield) Utility
Billy "Downtown" Anderson (Major League: Back to the Minors) OF
Stan Okie (Rookie of the Year) 1B
Kelly Leak (Bad News Bears) 3B/OF
Rube Baker (Major League 2&3) C
Taka Tanaka (Major League 2&3) OF
Lou Collins (Little Big League) 1B

Next on deck is the starting rotation coming up shortly.

- KA

EPL Picks

Sorry for the late update and I know one game is going on but I had my pick before the match started.

Last Week: 7-3 (great form!)
Season: 8-12

Saturday:

Tottenham v. Everton
Pick: Draw

Birmingham v. Blackpool
Pick: Birmingham

Chelsea v. Wolves
Pick: Chelsea

Sunderland v. Aston Villa
Pick: Sunderland

WBA v. Fulham
Pick: Draw

Wigan v. Bolton
Pick: Draw

West Ham v. Newcastle
Pick: Newcastle

Sunday:

Stoke City v. Man Utd
Pick: Draw

Liverpool v. Blackburn
Pick: Blackburn

Manchester City v. Arsenal (Match of the Week)
Arsenal have a tough match away to City. City are in form and will look to get all three points but Arsenal will make their lives difficult after a mid-week CL confidence boost and the return of Captain Cesc Fabregas.
Pick: Draw

- KA

TSR's College Football Picks

Sausages,

Its that time of week. Let's take a break from the MLB postseason and watch a little football. A few undefeateds will get their first test this weekend and we have two huge games that will make the title picture a lot clearer. Also, the rankings I'm using are the BCS ones since, you know, they actually matter.

Last Week: 6-4 Season: 20-10

#7 Michigan State at Northwestern
The Spartans survived a horrible first half at home against a pesky Illinois team last week. Trailing 6-3 at the half, MSU rattled off 23 straight in the second half and put the Illini away. Northwestern comes in at a surprising 5-1. Granted, their schedule hasn't been the toughest, and they lost to Purdue 2 weeks ago, but they're coming off a bye week and their at home. Pick: The Spartans stay unbeaten and handle their business. Expect them to play more like they did against Michigan than they did against Illinois.

#16 Nebraska at #14 Oklahoma State
T. Boone Pickens must be loving life right now. His Pokes come into this one undefeated after picking up a road W in Lubbock. Per usual, the Pokes can put points up with the best of them (except maybe Oregon). RB Kendall Hunter has 10 rushing TDs and QB Brandon Weeden already has 19 TDs. Big Red comes into this one after losing to Texas. Instead of avenging the robbery that took place in the Big 12 Championship last year, T-Magic was held in check and only accounted for 84 total yards. Pick: I had Nebraska as one of the best teams in the nation heading into the year, just behind Oklahoma in the Big 12. Expect a bounce back from Martinez since the Pokes dont and never have played any D. Bo Pelini will have the Blackshirts (Nebraska's D for those who don't know) ready to go and I think they win relatively easy.

#13 Wisconsin at #15 Iowa
The Badgers come in after a huge win over the previously top ranked Buckeyes. Unofortunately I was hammered by that point and only saw parts of the game. In fact, the only time I watched the Badgers, they barely beat Arizona State at home. Iowa is halfway through a 4 week gauntlet featuring Penn State, Michigan, Wisconsin, and MSU. Add in Arizona and Ohio State and Iowa has one of the more difficult schedules. Pick: Since losing to Arizona Iowa has looked good. I orginally picked them to make the title game, but that's probably not happening anymore. I'll take the Hawkeyes in this game. Nothing against Wisconsin, I just don't know much about them besides Clay. Plus, Bret Bielema has a Hawkeye tatooed on his leg: http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Uncovering-Bret-Bielema-s-not-so-hidden-Hawkeye-?urn=ncaaf-278898

Georgia Tech at Clemson, North Carolina at #25 Miami
Georgia Tech has lost to Kansas and NC State. Clemson has competitive losses Auburn, Miami, and North Carolina. Most of you know I'm an ACC fan but let's face it: they are beyond awful this year and just thinking about these games makes me depressed. BC could have easily won the conference with their defense this year but their offense is straight up embarassing (although not as embarassing as UNC's compliance). Picks: Clemson and the U. Now lets move back to real football...on second thought...

Hawaii at Utah State
Let's get this WAC game out of the way while we're at it. Hawaii just beat a pretty decent Nevada team. Utah State's claim to fame is that they almost beat Oklahoma week 1. Pick: Hawaii.

#8 Alabama at Tennessee
Finally, we're back in business. Alabama is coming off against Ole Miss after losing to the ole ball coach the week before. While they didn't woodshed Ole Miss like I thought they would, they still won by 13. Tennessee is 2-4 but they've played an absolutely brutal schedule. Oregon and LSU are title contenders; and although they're down this year, Florida and Georgia are still Florida and Georgia. The road isn't getting any easier for the Vols either as they visit South Carolina next weekend. Pick: Bama.

#1 Oklahoma at #11 Mizzou
One of two huge games on the day that will shape the title picture. The Sooners have taken their share of criticism for not beating Utah State, Cincy, and Air Force convincingly. However, they've blasted FSU and Iowa State. Mizzou comes in undefeated after thrashing Texas A&M last weekend. The Tigers have had their share of close calls too, most notably aginast San Diego St. We will know a lot more about Mizzou after next weekend because they get the Sooners and Cornhuskers back to back. Pick: I picked Oklahoma at the beginning of the year to win it all. I'm not gonna stop now.

Washington at #18 Arizona
I can't figure Washington out. They have wins over USC, Oregon St, and a surprisingly decent Syracuse team, but they've lost to ASU, BYU, and got rolled by Nebraska at home. Arizona followed up a loss to Oregon St with a win over Washington St. Arizona has played a few close games, but their win over Iowa still impresses me. They will be without the Pac 10's leading passer in Nick Foles. Pick: Tough one. Arizona's at home, but I'm leaning towards Washington since Foles is out. They didn't miss him much last week after he went down, but that was WSU. I'll take Washington and hopefully this time I can actually pick them correctly.

Game of the Week: #6 LSU at #4 Auburn
Battle of the Tigers. LSU is still undefeated despite many close calls. They have miracle wins against Tennessee and Florida, but they are wins none the less. Les Miles may be crazy (or crazy like a fox?) but he usually finds ways to win. Auburn is looking like arguably the best team in the country. TSR is completely on board the Cam Newton for Heisman bandwagon after watching him lead Auburn to 65 points last week. Pick: Take Auburn. I know you should never count LSU out, but their luck has to run out soon. Personally, I think Auburn is probably the best team in the country right now, right there with Oregon. This doesn't mean I'm abandoning the Sooners, its just what I think. Auburn wins.

The one that got away,,

Many of the guys who read this blog are or were baseball players. Baseball players inherently love baseball caps, sometimes players are more concerned with the look and fit of their hat than they are about their gloves or spikes. I have seen baseball players use baseball caps as currency to gamble on the outcome of drinking games. A good hat is that valuable. 

Nothing is better than a well fitting cap that has been worn over and over.  I found this article describing the relationship between a sports writer and his favorite hat which he affectionately called "Golden Boy." Golden boy was with him for ten years until he lost it. Once someone finds their "Golden Boy" they hang onto it for as long as possible. See Trevor Bauer of UCLA, or Trott Nixon, former Red Sox great.

Anyways the point of this post is to have people share their "golden boy." Mine was my sophomore year high school baseball hat. It was a mesh fitted navy blue hat. The logo was a BM criss crossed like the old Milwaukee brewers logo. I lost the hat the summer after my freshman year in college while travelling in Ireland. The hat was more purple than blue due to fading by the time I lost it.

Post your golden boy in the comments.

"They see me rollin', they hatin'"

Sausages,

I hope you're enjoying yourThursday thus far. I saw this on PTI and had to post it on the blog. It's of Marshawn Lynch acting a fool after an OT win at Cal. It's safe to say Marshawn "Beast Mode" Lynch went "in" on this ride. Buckle up, kids.



- KA

Baseball Movie Stars pt.1

Whats up Sausages,

Work day-dreams are a wonderful thing, aren't they? I had the great idea and opportunity to generate the all-time baseball movie lineup. This lineup/pitching staff/managerial staff has a few simple rules:

1). No real people - sorry Shoeless Joe (Field of Dreams) or Babe Ruth.
2). All personalities. From the loveable losers to the obnoxious jerks. All have a spot on this team.
3). Bull Durham is too much of a chick flick. Sorry Crash Davis and Nuke LaLoosh. Maybe next time when you get your man card back.

I'm gonna keep you Sausages waiting for the entire roster. But first we will unviel the relievers and the coaching staff.

Relievers:
Henry Rowengartner (Rookie of the Year)
Dan Prince (Angels in the Outfield)
Billy Chapel (For Love of the Game)
Steve Nebraska (The Scout)
Rick Vaughn (Major League)

Coaching Staff:
Manager: George Knox (Angels in the Outfield)
First Base Coach: Morris Buttermaker (Bad News Bears)
Third Base Coach: Lou Brown (Major League)
Pitching Coach: Phil Brickma (Rookie of the Year)
Hitting Coach: Billy Heywood (Little Big League)
Team Manager: Jarius 'G-Baby' Evans (Hardball) - RIP

Have we all been there? Maybe not,,,

Colts punter Pat McAfee had a wild night last night, waking up next to a canal wet and shirtless and he can't remember how he got there. 


When an officer asked McAfee where his shirt was, he replied "It is in the water," police reported, according to WISH-TV. Asked by police how much he had to drink, McAfee said "A lot cause I am drunk," according to the report. 


"I know I am drunk, but does that mean I cannot walk home?" McAfee asked police, according to the report.


,,,,,


Hahahaha, his logic makes sense to me

Why TSR just became Pepperdine fans

Saw this on Yahoo. Keion Bell of Pepperdine throwin' down! Also take note of the kickass Pepperdine mascot at 0:21.

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Doc Ellis was one crazy dude

Mornin Sausages,

Check out this animated video describing Doc Ellis's LSD no hitter, good stuff. I'll post the "he blows player of the week" later today. It's going to be a throwback to the NFL of the 90's.

"I looked in the paper and there it was, today's pitcher, you, sucka!"

Jersey Watch #1

Sausages,

I hope you're enjoying your Sunday. While I was looking for Jarome Iginla jersey, I stumbled across a site completely devoted to Oregon Duck uniform combinations. The site has the uniform combinations for 2009 and 2010 and it includes the artist renderings, what the jerseys looked like on the field in official game day photos and the result from those games. It's a pretty cool site in my opinion. My personal favorites are the ones they wore for the Civil War 2009 vs. Oregon State and the ones they worse during their loss to Ohio St in the Rose Bowl.

It's worth a look simply to marvel at the amount of money Phil Knight and Nike devotes to that program and U of O as a whole.

Oregon Ducks Unis

Let me know what you Sausages think.

- KA

Rebels + Admiral Ackbar = Ewok?

Saucy Gees,

In case any of you haven't been following recent news in the SEC then here's the scoop. Ole Miss changed their mascot from Colonel Reb who has been roaming the sidelines since 1979 to the newly crowned Rebel Black Bear. So let me get this straight: Ole Miss, a school steeped in the lore and tradition of the South changed it's beloved but albeit controversial mascot into a bear? Not just any bear my friends, a black bear. Apparently black bears are indigenous to the Oxford region. Could have fooled me.



You might have recently seen ESPN commercials showing Ole Miss students rallying for Admiral Ackbar of the Star Wars series being petitioned for the position. But due to George Lucas' ego the size of the Death Star, that plan was nixed. And Colonel Reb, hell even Admiral Ackbar were replaced by an Ewok-looking creature.

Looking at this situation as a fan of collegiate athletics, I don't really see the point of getting rid of the mascot that has been synonymous to Ole Miss for years. Yes, getting rid of the Confederate flag was the right move because of its direct ties to the old South. But when I see Colonel Reb, I don't think of a plantation owner, I think of a man dressed in Southern attire that was typical in the Civil War era. But I'm not on the board at Ole Miss or any other school so my opinion doesn't really matter but they could have done better than a bear in a sport coat and tie. I didn't know bears were so academic but I guess you learn something new everyday.

Sausages: Introducing the Ole Miss Black Rebel Bear Ewoks aka "Da Bears"

- KA

Premier League Picks

Sau-sa-ges (Joe Namath voice),

Due to a glitch in the system, I have received Internet access at work. This is truly a special occasion and I will take advantage of this opportunity to make my picks for the upcoming Premier League weekend. There were no picks last weekend due to International Break. Last time I made picks, I made a meal of it more than a Brooks Conrad groundball (too soon). Anyone who lost money (I doubt it) by making their bets based on my predictions can tuck themselves in; This is the same person that guaranteed Michigan would win at work last weekend. The matches this weekend aren't as good as they were a few weekends back, but we still should have some interesting matchups this weekend.

Record: 1-9

Saturday:

Arsenal v. Birmingham City
Arsenal will finally win a match. After back-to-back weekends defeats, a shock loss at home to WBA and away to Chelsea, Arsenal will finally get some players coming back and get a W at the Emirates.
Pick: Arsenal

Bolton v. Stoke City
Two very physical sides but I see the visitors Stoke City getting the points here.
Pick: Stoke City

Fulham v. Tottenham
I have this match circled because USAs Clint Dempsey plays for Fulham and I despise Tottenham. Fulham at Craven Cottage are hard to beat.
Pick: Fulham

Man Utd v. WBA
Man Utd will struggle and with Rooney being off-form and a resilient WBA.
Pick: Draw

Newcastle v. Wigan
A match at St. James' Park is always an occasion but there will be no winner here.
Pick: Draw

Wolves v. West Ham
Wolves are the dirtiest team on the planet. They call it physical but something needs to be done when opponent's legs are being broken each week.
Pick: Draw

Aston Villa v. Chelsea
Chelsea got back to their winning ways a few weekends back at home v. Arsenal and I expect that to continue with their trip to Villa Park.
Pick: Chelsea

Sunday:

Everton v. Liverpool (Match of the Week)
This is only Match of the Week because it's the Merseyside Derby. Also called "The Friendly Derby" because families are divided between Everton and Liverpool supporters. With the match being at Goodison Park and Everton getting a win last EPL weekend, I think they will take all three points this week.
Pick: Everton

Blackpool v. Manchester City
If there is one thing Blackpool can do, its give up goals. They have given up a league-high 15 goals this season. While I expect them to lose, they won't give up six this time around, again.
Pick: Manchester City

Late Addition: Monday:
Blackburn v. Sunderland
Pick: Meh. I forgot all about this one. So it'll be a draw.

Well, that's that. Happy Fall Break to those at X. Have a Kenny Powers-esque weekend.

- KA